Inmates
So i have friends. gah. believe it or not.i thought, for my own personal edification, i'd write out the way things work in the social structure. that, and i have nothing to do with insomnia, so away we go:
The clique:
Lisa (aka: Deadly, Mona Lisa, Soul Sister): somewhere between big sister and drinking buddy lies this girl. skater, chef, med student, genius. if she doesnt know it, she'll teach it to herself. verbatim quote upon finishing the MCATs early: (highly intoxicated) "I'm not just very smart, i think i'm a genius!"
Jessica (aka: JRobb, Stabs): pure, unadulterated spice. a red-headed, irish Daria.
Brent (aka: Bentley, Supercop): a stand-up guy and a geek with a gun.
Kevin (aka: Spacey, Kitty): way too smart for his own good, but still a decent friend.
Karl (aka: Pimpke): ex-college roommate who didnt end up moving out on me. a rare thing. a first: a quiet guy who is not ashamed of his silence.
The peripherals:
Mike (aka: Sloth): Proof that friendship, real friendship, can overcome any obstacle. A truly decent, funny guy.
Marjorie (aka: Marjie): One of the truly beautiful people. Funny, amazing, and gorgeous. She'll deny all of this, vehemently, so don't bring it up.
Lawrence (aka: The Law): makes Luke Cage look like a pussy.
Joey (aka: Hackensack): the only christian who will talk to me. former co-worker from the video store days. my hetero-lifemate.
Emily (aka: Sparky, Trump Card): british badass with a heart of gold.
Rachelle: Kevin's girlfriend, but still a really good friend and fellow Kevin Smith lover.
Jane (aka: the Cap'n): the kid sister I never wanted, but a very good person and one I count as a close friend.
The Roommates:
Ethan: The denmother, keeping us all in line, putting out the fires and dealing with the landlords. The boss, but he'll never admit it.
Adam: New Yawkah, through and through. Law student and social butterfly, just keep your food out of his reach.
Craig: Handyman, laid back, muthafuckin' chill fella. Just does his thing. No apoligies.
Buddah the Cat: The cat.
Missing in Action:
Will (aka: Short-bus): When you coming home, buddy?
Arun (aka: Rocko): I hate you, y'know that, don't you?
posted by AmeroKafka @ 7:09 PM
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