Singles
Dear God,
Couldn't you have built me with an off-switch? Seriously, I talk too much. I talk past the point of no return. I just can't stop myself from listening to my brain. It just keeps coming up with ways to fuck me over. "Be afraid of this, be scared of that, LOOK! OVER THERE! FAILURE IF YOU DON'T ACT NOW!" It's like somewhere along the line, the wires of the mind that controlled bargain shopping and the synapses that controlled initial attraction got totally crossed and now I can't buy detergent worth a damn and can't not throw myself at a female in less than ten moves.
Yours truly,
Mike
P.S. Cameron Crowe is the official king of relationship and love quotes in movies. Rent "Singles" and you'll agree with me. That or demand your $1.99 back so you can just rent porn instead.
posted by AmeroKafka @ 10:43 PM
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